Seenager (童心未泯)

Seenager (童心未泯)

                     

 
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager-老當益壯)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew. (宵禁)

I have a driver's license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they
aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don't have acne. (粉刺)

Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this,
if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe

this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.  

(It’s) Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.

Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline. (認知能力的衰退) The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time.  The brains of older people do not get weak.  On the contrary, they simply know more.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember
their names.  So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my
friends, too.

Editor’s note:

If you could finish reading the above article with ease, appreciate it, smile, and have an urge to forward it to your friends, you are mentally normal, i.e. away from Alzheimer, and/or enjoy good health, having a childish heart!!

Happy Lunar New year 2016

02/11/2016