英語漫談 (46)

英語漫談 (46)

1)     The Past, the Present , and the Future walked into a bar.  It was tense.

當過去、現在與未來走入酒吧間時，就是時式。

2)     When you are dead you don’t know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

當你死時，自己不知到你已死。倒是別人就難了。同理，當你笨的時候也是如此。

3)     A recent study has found that a women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

最近研究發現，一位超重的女人壽命，比那些批評她的男人們更長。

4)     Mr. rogers says, “ I like you just the way you are.” Jesus says, “I love you too much to leave you just the way you are.” 

     拉傑爾先生說，『我就是喜歡你的現狀。耶穌說，『我太愛你，以致於忍心讓你留在現况中 (我要超渡你) 。』

Justin Lai編譯

05/09/2014