China 該如何唸?

“CHINA”該怎麼唸?- Where? Where?

窮人讀：“錢哪？” (Where is dough-money?)

醫生讀：“切哪？” (Where to incite?)

病人讀： “查哪?” (Where to inspect?)

 

商人讀：“欺哪？” (Who to cheat?)

官員讀：“權哪？” (Where is authority?)

光棍讀：“妻哪？” (Where is wife?)

花心男讀：“妾哪？” (Where is mistress?)

戀人讀：“親哪？” (Where to kiss?)

乞丐讀：“去哪？” (Where to?)

小偷讀：“竊哪？” (Where to steal?)

強盜讀：“搶哪？” (Where to rob?)

地產商：“圈哪？” (Where to circle?)

貧民讀：“遷哪？” (Where to move?)

政腐讀：“拆吶!! ” (Where to tear?)

作弊讀： “抄那?” (Which to copy?)

油漆工： “漆那?” (Where to paint?)

Justin Lai, (加註英文)

Jlai77168@gmail.com

校友全聯會  07/13/2012

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